We broke up because...
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She got made when I put my finger in her holes
Yes, she's a little possessive!0 -
Caught putting fingers in holes
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Fingers went into the wrong holes......
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She did something with my Lady Fingers.
Now I have no dessert! 0 -
..she wouldn't *eat* her dessert 0 -
She never used her filter even when the pastor and his family came to dinner!0
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I caught her with the "pastor", and her husband
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Caught peeking in the pastors bathroom window...the scandal 0
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The pastor loved it! Stalked me with a massive camera crew....0
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Always talking about the pastors massive*camera crew*..yes thats a euphemism0
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She was secretly taping a reality show without my knowledge0
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our honeymoon tape got leaked0
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Was married to someone else0
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She was always talking about marriage0
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Wouldn't make an honest woman out of me0
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Was not an honest woman0
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Wanted me to tell my Mama that we had relations before marriage0
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Doesn't like broccoli0
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I found mens underwear in her pocket0
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Ahem......it was actually her jacket that I had borrowed. Her jacket her pocket0
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