How is the MFPer above going to die?

Odd vibrator short circuit. Got too wet and electrocuted her.

Lawsuit pending.

Sexmarathon.... Died of exhaustion, refused to give up.

she will go parachuting and land right in an alligator pit

Trampled by the college sorority in a giant pillow fight ;-)

Hit in the head with a base ball

Over stimulation..her senses couldn't take it..

Getting chocolate wasted