How is the MFPer above going to die?

Slipped on a black diamond trail and face planted into an evergreen

Drowned in a boating accident

Idk what happened...one minute he was yelling " oh jo"..the next he smiled and died...

^^^ ...died in each others arms..whooo that was some night ..

^^^lol..handy....cherry tree fell on him

She goes to help an old lady cross the street, but the old lady doesn't want help, and knocks her over the head with her cane. After sunn_lighter picks herself up off the ground, she is so disoriented from the concussion that she walks the wrong way into the street and gets run over by an oncoming Chick-fil-A delivery truck.

Gingivitis

Someone eggnogged her drugs