How is the MFPer above going to die?

Gimp suit "accident"

On her way home from the shops with a loaf of grainy bread when hungry and angry chickens attacked her.....pecked to death..

Constipation

She pulled out a hangnail and then suffered a systemic infection which resulted in a complete shutdown of her central nervous system. She died of suffocation when she was no longer able to command her lungs to take in air.

Auto erotica...

The weight of his own wit crushed him.

To much sex

My Thesaurus ate her

That big dinosaur ate you then