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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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His wife smothered him with a pillow because he was always telling everyone that she was old!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His wife smothered him with a pillow because he was always telling everyone that she was old!
hahahah i will die from laughing0 -
I tried to give you an awesome death with 4 young ladies ..but you didnt want it
So now...your wife is going to kill you..for telling her she was *wrong*...never tell a woman she is *wrong* its dangerous 0 -
Her fitbit went mad and ate her arm0
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Polio. His parents were antivaxxers before it was cool.0
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Her head was so large she could not longer control it and she toppled off a balcony ..0
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This is a cheerful page! Lol0
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smiled so big her face cracked, she bled to death0
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Electrocuted...0
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Froze to death when the heat went off last winter0
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Scripting an MFP Status Update while driving0
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saving the world0
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Rancid peanut butter0
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I forgot our safe word0
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Fox attack0
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killed by a overzealous Spellchecker0
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Damn it!!!!
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played eenie meenie minee moe....but choose poorly0
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I just edited it in time.. Thankfully you didnt quote me! Heh!
Stubbed his toe on the coffee table. Flew backwards and impaled himself on a candle holder.0 -
Impaled
..again because I forgot our safe word0 -
Gimp suit "accident"
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Attacked by a rabid squirrel.0
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On her way home from the shops with a loaf of grainy bread when hungry and angry chickens attacked her.....pecked to death..0
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Asthma attack during a tickle fight.0
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Constipation
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choked on a jelly bean0
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She pulled out a hangnail and then suffered a systemic infection which resulted in a complete shutdown of her central nervous system. She died of suffocation when she was no longer able to command her lungs to take in air.0
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Lead poisoning
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