How is the MFPer above going to die?

Jameson OD

Also tried to become a nun, but confused the terms "celibate" and "caliphate", ended up moving to the Middle East and getting stoned to death.

killed during alien experimentation's

Honey badger got him

He engaged his beast mode and the villagers stabbed him with pitch forks and burnt him alive ..

Fell off his bike..

Lethat injection by the state for throwing a flying suicide

Got diabetes from his own sugar. Cuz he's a sweety.

Cave diving.