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We broke up because...
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wasn't very motivated0
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he wasn't a morning person
glad I read that twice! I thought it said bulge the first time around. I did not have a come back hahaha0 -
Woke me up every morning...and it wasn't with a bugle
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she snored really loud had to find a way to quiet her
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Wouldn't go down...
All the way on his squats0 -
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she laughed when I tried to dance like Magic Mike0
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he insisted on wearing one sided thongs0
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She had s collection of things worn by her ex!0
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He was always wearing my thongs...and looked better in them..I was jealous...omg to watch those cheeks
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Refused to do the house cleaning in the buff....
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
The sweet Jesus was for when you turned around too quick, slapped my face with the girls and gave me a black eye, the humiliation at work trying to explain that one....
and doing it in the buff, does not mean going commando under a bunch of fig leaves..... our communication left a lot to be desired
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^^^surely we can compromise..I really want to work this out..maybe just one fig leaf while in public ok....0
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Awww why did we break upslimgirljo15 wrote: »^^^surely we can compromise..I really want to work this out..maybe just one fig leaf while in public ok....
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He didn't realize it was a woman's prerogative to change her mind!
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He was always cutting the cheese0
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He thought Velveeta was real cheese0
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She put velveeta on everything0
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For the make up sex0
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For the breakup then make up sex0
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She was always breaking up with me so she could have sex with the ex and say she wasn't cheating!0
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She would flirt in front of me with others0
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She went behind my back to flirt with others0
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He couldn't handle my innocent flirting0
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Her flirting was NOT innocent!0
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She was always with others and ignored me.
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Too needy
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