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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Hit by a car..it wasnt the initial collision but when the driver backed up to see how she was he accidentally ran over her again ...0
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I killed her in a fit of rage when I found out her mfp password and read her private messages.0
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Lol....good morning messages enrage you
She died of old age..surrounded by her loved ones0 -
too much catfish....0
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Bitten by a brown recluse.0
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The Kissing Disease0
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Licking toad in the amazon0
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Axe murder hacked him to bits0
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Slipped on a banana peel straight into a trash compactor0
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Parasitic worm..buried into his eye and into his brain...died frothing at the mouth and in terrible pain0
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Not entirely clear but alcohol 4 guys a hotel room were involved0
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Thought it would impress the Ladies to mimic Houdini0
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A nut allergy..0
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Evening Jo! Ready to die!?
This lady went on a drive down route 66, she ran out of petrol half way and had to walk through the desert.. She perished, dying thirsty, cold and alone.0 -
Lol..bring it..
Appendix burst ..0 -
Spooned to death.0
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Forked repeatedly ..0
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Chummed0
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wood chipper0
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He forgot the safe word..I accidentally went to far ..ooops sorry0
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suffocation0
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overseas.. Oorah devil0
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semper fi0
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Stroke0
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my hands0
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Witch cast a spell on him, made him dance the waltz until he died of exhaustion.0
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convulsions, lack of oxygen do to intense...........0
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Attacked by angry chickens..pecked her to death0
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Snake bite0
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