How is the MFPer above going to die?

Hit by a car..it wasnt the initial collision but when the driver backed up to see how she was he accidentally ran over her again ...

Lol....good morning messages enrage you
She died of old age..surrounded by her loved ones

Bitten by a brown recluse.

The Kissing Disease

Axe murder hacked him to bits

Parasitic worm..buried into his eye and into his brain...died frothing at the mouth and in terrible pain

Thought it would impress the Ladies to mimic Houdini

Evening Jo! Ready to die!?

This lady went on a drive down route 66, she ran out of petrol half way and had to walk through the desert.. She perished, dying thirsty, cold and alone.

Spooned to death.

Chummed

He forgot the safe word..I accidentally went to far ..ooops sorry

Stroke

Witch cast a spell on him, made him dance the waltz until he died of exhaustion.

Attacked by angry chickens..pecked her to death