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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Sorry for your pain
    Have a restful holiday
    And merry christmas
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Boxing Day today
    I plan to celebrate by
    Hiding in my house
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Overnight, it snowed
    Lovely blanket of white stuff
    Hazardous driving
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Two days of hiding
    Time to go and face the world
    I'm out of coffee...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    More and more snowing
    My vehicles were buried
    2 hours of hard work
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Snowplow left a pile
    End of the driveway is blocked
    More shovelling! Yeah!!
  • kaleforlife
    kaleforlife Posts: 23 Member
    Sunny Florida
    At the beach enjoying life
    No snow sleet or rain.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    kaleforlife wrote: »
    Sunny Florida
    At the beach enjoying life
    No snow sleet or rain.

    Florida is nice
    Only one minor problem
    The FloridaMan

  • MorningGhost14
    MorningGhost14 Posts: 441 Member
    edited December 2015
    My life will be painted
    In sad, gentle blue
    When you pass through
    The haze...



    Miss you, mom....
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    Injured in Boston
    Undiagnosed hip fracture
    I'm in pain today

    So sorry to hear
    Do rest and recuperate
    Add good pain killer
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Snowplow left a pile
    End of the driveway is blocked
    More shovelling! Yeah!!

    A great attitude
    And it is great exercise
    Burning calories
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Zombie thread comes back
    Nothing is original
    Happy New Year all!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Snowplow left a pile
    End of the driveway is blocked
    More shovelling! Yeah!!

    A great attitude
    And it is great exercise
    Burning calories

    Live for the moment
    Everything is uncertain
    Gratitude for all!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    edited January 2016
    Simple yoga thought
    Inhale the positive strength
    Exhale the bullsh!t

    Language Warning: Those without a sense of humour should not watch the following video...

    https://youtu.be/dvC4Yu3ILUc
  • pierportbeach
    pierportbeach Posts: 647 Member
    Michigan winter
    Golfing and cycling in shorts
    Earth warm, skiers sad
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Ottawa winter
    Snow to my waist everywhere
    Skiers? Meh, who cares!
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Glimpsed old friends today
    Far too long they've been away...
    Nice to see you, abs!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    edited January 2016
    Sad news this morning
    An old friend has passed away
    Rest in peace, dear Bob. :'(
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sad news this morning
    An old friend has passed away
    Rest in peace, dear Bob. :'(

    Sorry to hear that.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    moyen2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sad news this morning
    An old friend has passed away
    Rest in peace, dear Bob. :'(

    Sorry to hear that.
    Thank you for your words
    I appreciate the gesture
    Hard to say goodbye
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Back to work today
    Ice on the windshield was thick
    Wipers were frozen
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Dr. Oz the quack
    Raspberry keytones chia seeds
    Oh Geez....Just stay fat
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Constant body aches,
    Respiratory problems,
    No fever, thank God.

    (Cough, cough, groan.)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    I survived Monday
    First day after holidays
    Wait... Tuesday? Oh no....
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Wednesday is hump day
    Half of the week already
    I might just make it....
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Coffee... I need some
    My mug... so empty, so sad
    Time to head to Tim's!!
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    edited January 2016
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Sad news this morning
    An old friend has passed away
    Rest in peace, dear Bob. :'(

    Sorrow fills our hearts
    Treasuring the memories
    Remember the joy
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    His back pain recedes
    Snoring fills the room again
    I enjoy the sound
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Bzzz goes the fly, bzz
    Whap, Thwack, squish, splat. No more fly.
    "Carry on," says the hero
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Nightfall, so peaceful
    Waves lull me from stressful shore
    To restful ocean

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