We broke up because...

allybaba22 · January 2016

He couldn't keep up with me in bed

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Didn't know the difference between boys and girls

JSurita3 · January 2016

She had no 'boy' parts

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

She wasn't happy with the parts I had

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Kept losing all the key parts to my stuff.

jbuzzed · January 2016

Only served sushi

LVNF04 · January 2016

Ran out of corn, our whole village depends upon it

_fitness4life_ · January 2016

He went out to buy some corn and never came home. I had to move on

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Moved on when I went grocery shopping!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Her grocery list was pretty much filled at the bottle shop

47Jacqueline · January 2016

Was a drunk

novelle21 · January 2016

Banned all alcohol. ALL. ALCOHOL.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Couldnt be with me unless she was souped up

jbuzzed · January 2016

She was a homebody, never wanted to go anywhere

PewterSky · January 2016

She was never home...said she liked living on the streets.

vivimarie2015 · January 2016

His beard tickled

RunTimer · January 2016

her underarm hair tickled my nose

Darklords · January 2016

he was just to fussy about everything

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

She thought it was ok to use my toothbrush to clean the toilet!

RunTimer · January 2016

she had her own powertools...I became obsolete

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