We broke up because...

Jacwhite22 · January 2016

Her tongue ring kept getting stuck in my hair.

JSurita3 · January 2016

His hair was nicer than mine.

jbuzzed · January 2016

Her rack was better than mine

jenmar222 · January 2016

Because you were out of my league

RunTimer · January 2016

she moved to iraq

JSurita3 · January 2016

He wouldn't relocate

RunTimer · January 2016

she wouldn't rotate

jbuzzed · January 2016

He wasn't flexible

RunTimer · January 2016

her yoga demands scared me

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Cheaterrrrrr

Jonesingmucho · January 2016

He only cooked half the package of bacon and wouldn't share any with me.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Bacon hog

Working2BBetter · January 2016

Hogs the covers!

JSurita3 · January 2016

She had a problem with guys around

jbuzzed · January 2016

Had a problem with the lap dances with the guys around

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Lap danced for popcorn

Darklords · January 2016

threw the popcorn everywhere

LiftingRiot · January 2016

Started thinking for herself

jbuzzed · January 2016

Preferred a robot girlfriend

handyrunner · January 2016

Wanted to see me in a bikini
Ummm why?

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