We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  January 2016

  She posted naked pics of me

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  She cropped me out of said pix

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  He walked around kissing his guns

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  she worshipped his guns, built an altar to them, it was freaky

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  found out about her freaky side

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  WildEssenceXO Posts: 64 Member

  January 2016

  Wouldn't let me be a weirdo. lol

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  Was weirder than me

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  she was implicated in the el Chapo escape

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  Wizeman22 Posts: 552 Member

  January 2016

  She yelled out another man's name in the middle of us having sex.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  I was a beer man and he was more of a martini guy

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  If he did drink a martini it was only those fruity froo-froo ones.

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  January 2016

  She named my man parts frilly froo froo

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  he tried to put me on a strict diet

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He named his dogs Frilly and Froo Froo. It was a little strange.

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  jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't use mind control

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't like that I wore hats most of the time

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she didn't believe drinking beer was a super power

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  FieryR3dHead Posts: 490 Member

  January 2016

  Believed drinking beer was super power!!

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  jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member

  January 2016

  musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

  Didn't like that I wore hats most of the time

  
  Seriously I love hats!
  
  Wouldn't dance with me
  

  griffk00 wrote: »

  she didn't believe drinking beer was a super power

  
  Crushed when I drank him under the table

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  January 2016

  Would only drink with me under a table

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  he drank all the beer

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He brewed all of his own beer. Made the house stink. Take it outside, man!

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she kicked me out of the house! It was freaking snowing outside

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He couldn't see that there are some benefits to the cold.

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  FieryR3dHead Posts: 490 Member

  January 2016

  Because I was jealous of all the female attention he got

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  I heard red heads would steal your soul

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  FieryR3dHead Posts: 490 Member

  January 2016

  He heard a myth about redheads that was false

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  January 2016

  She said I wasn't fiery enough

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He had a weird obsession with fire.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she always talked about shoes

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