We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He only liked me for my shoes. Weirdo.0
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Had better shoes than me. (Wanna exchange lol)0
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I didn't have any room in the closet because of all her shoes0
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He refused to build me a second closet.0
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Had to many skeletons in her closet0
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she wouldn't come out of the closet0
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Was too nosy for her own damn good.0
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she called me a girl over and over! I have an outie damn it0
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I'm lagging!!0
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she was a lagger0
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He wouldn't share any lager0
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she couldn't dance as good as me0
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Tried to start a dance off at a funeral. Impressive headspin on top of the coffin though.0
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Never returned my calls or messages0
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Called every 5 minutes to check up on me0
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She advocated texting while driving.0
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He got rich and dropped me like a bad habit0
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she found out I wasn't rich0
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I found him on the sugar daddy website, a bit shocked when I found out he had no sugar
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Came home to find her in bed with the entire workforce of a donut shop.0
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He kept taking my CS0
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we argued over who was better Ironman or batman0
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compared ironman to batman0
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Wouldn't agree that Captain America was the best0
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Couldn't see that Wonder Woman would take them all.
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forgot that spiderman has all the moves0
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Wouldn't wear a Captain America mask in bed0
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had spiderman pajamas0
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Had Spiderman sheets. Creepy.0
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