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We broke up because...

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  Kept leaving with my glasses, leaving me blind as a bat. I think she secretly wanted me to be far too dependent on her.

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Kept using my razor to shave her legs

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  jimmckenna68 wrote: »

  Kept using my razor to shave her legs

  
  It wasn't my legs....
  
  Would never bring me coffee in bed.

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Refused to get out of my bed

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Never changed his sheets.

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  Expected me to wait on him, like a slave. Then got upset I tried to have a lie in once..... Once!

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  Forestgirly Posts: 2,700 Member

  January 2016

  We are just different

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Slaves don't lie in. Very naughty!!

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He didn't appreciate naughty.

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  kimvmajor wrote: »

  Never changed his sheets.

  
  Kept trying to change me!

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't appreciate you were naughty enough!

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He just couldn't take a hint.

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  Wasn't subtle enough for her

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't see there was a lag in communication.

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  jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member

  January 2016

  She kept biting my tongue

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't handle a good nip.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  She wanted to breast feed me

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  billtango1 Posts: 56 Member

  January 2016

  Slimgirljo15 we have so many things in common love

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Lol....we didn't break up..he is definitely tied to my bed..I will be there in a moment ..

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  Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member

  January 2016

  I kept coming home to find strange men tied to our bed.

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2016

  It was too crowded for me

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  hazman81 Posts: 86 Member

  January 2016

  Bed was to small for me!

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  His wife made him..

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  gsf19 Posts: 1 Member

  January 2016

  He prefered his mum

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  nukephysicist Posts: 283 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  We both found an mfp girlfriend.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He didn't like the girlfriend I chose.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  She really wasn't a major..she lied.was a minor

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  5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member

  January 2016

  Because she messes around with minors.

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  January 2016

  He forgot that I didn't like ice cream or chocolate and it was his lovah that did that!

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  MissT895 Posts: 30 Member

  January 2016

  She was team biggie and not tupac

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