We broke up because...
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Left too many bruises ..ouch
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Ha! Or a very odd nipple decoration. Look closely!0
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Didn't like my nipple decoration. It was artistic, I tell you.0
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It was sore!!! I tell you!0
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The things he remembered were a bit scary.0
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Wait... Wha??0
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You were the scary one0
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He was confused too easily.0
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Liked to think she had the upper hand0
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Profile picture says it all lol0
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Always judged a book by its cover0
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Didn't give me what I needed... also, never bothered to ask what I needed... resulted in my death.0
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He didn't read enough good books.0
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Blamed my reading for not fawning attention on her0
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Couldn't see that I had needs.0
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Wouldn't let me knead her0
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He needed too much kneading to rise.0
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Her kneading technique needed work0
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He kneaded himself a lot..embarrassing while out shopping0
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I kept pointing from underneath my kilt so had lead weights in my sporran0
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Wore a kilt0
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Judged others for their sartorial choices.0
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Wore white shoes after labor day0
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Was a flower0
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Threatened to take my cat if we broke up.
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wouldn't let me have the cat0
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