We broke up because...
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He had too many pu$$ies
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Her language shocked me too much.0
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She hated everything I said.0
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He always said too much.
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she never whispered dirty talk to me0
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He didn't listen hard enough.0
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was always asking for me to slow down0
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He ran way too fast. I was more of a jogger.0
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never gave me a chance to explain0
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He thought he saw me in a porno0
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she saw me in a porno
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He had secrets0
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my secrets were too much for her.0
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He couldn't keep a secret.0
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Omg..her secret..her dirty secret was just too much
shocking 0 -
not into electrostimulation0
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Kept telling me Richard Sherman was the best, when he clearly isnt0
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She lied about losing the remote control but it was hidden in her vagina the entire time0
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Couldn't' make up their mind about who they wanted to be interested in them0
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Not kinky enough0
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Never got a chance to know how kinky I was... gotta ease into that shyte else it's dangerous.0
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Because he forgot to tell me he was married!!!!!!0
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Her sunglasses blinded me in bed0
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I found him in the neighbours bed..claimed he was blind..couldn't tell whose bed it was
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She wouldn't let me explore.0
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Complained I wasn't kinky enough, then didn't agree with the suggestions I made concerning the blind guy she "found"0
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broke up with myself for bad timing.0
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Lol..he was slow
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She was too fast0
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He couldnt keep up..I couldn't say his name without thinking *wank* 0
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