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We broke up because...

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  He had too many pu$$ies

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Her language shocked me too much.

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  justin_1434 Posts: 686 Member

  January 2016

  She hated everything I said.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He always said too much.
  

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  she never whispered dirty talk to me

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He didn't listen hard enough.

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016

  was always asking for me to slow down

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He ran way too fast. I was more of a jogger.

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016

  never gave me a chance to explain

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  MrsArthurisaFatty Posts: 6 Member

  January 2016

  He thought he saw me in a porno

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  mnxl Posts: 48 Member

  January 2016

  she saw me in a porno
  

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2016

  He had secrets

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  DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member

  January 2016

  my secrets were too much for her.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He couldn't keep a secret.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Omg..her secret..her dirty secret was just too much shocking

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  DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member

  January 2016

  not into electrostimulation

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016

  Kept telling me Richard Sherman was the best, when he clearly isnt

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  Wizeman22 Posts: 552 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  She lied about losing the remote control but it was hidden in her vagina the entire time

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  DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member

  January 2016

  Couldn't' make up their mind about who they wanted to be interested in them

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Not kinky enough

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  DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member

  January 2016

  Never got a chance to know how kinky I was... gotta ease into that shyte else it's dangerous.

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  blytheanne78 Posts: 287 Member

  January 2016

  Because he forgot to tell me he was married!!!!!!

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Her sunglasses blinded me in bed

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  I found him in the neighbours bed..claimed he was blind..couldn't tell whose bed it was

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  She wouldn't let me explore.

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  DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member

  January 2016

  Complained I wasn't kinky enough, then didn't agree with the suggestions I made concerning the blind guy she "found"

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  DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member

  January 2016

  broke up with myself for bad timing.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Lol..he was slow

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  She was too fast

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  He couldnt keep up..I couldn't say his name without thinking *wank*

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