We broke up because...
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He couldnt keep up..I couldn't say his name without thinking *wank*
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Would repeat everything she said twice.0
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Only cause he never listened ....that and the fact I crucified him at paintball 0
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Broke up, got back together, and broke up again because she played an entire paintball tournament with the plug still in the barrel.0
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Lol..he was such a forgetful man..he tells the story it was me..because he was so embarrassed it was him...low self esteem
Its ok babe I can teach you what to do 0 -
She was too hot for me0
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She ate all the oreos0
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Caught him licking the frosting of the muffins0
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Caught her licking someone else's muffin!0
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But sweetie..it wasn't what it looked like ...really ..believe me..come back0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »But sweetie..it wasn't what it looked like ...really ..believe me..come back
It wasn't so much the licking as the nibbling which was distressing0 -
Whats a little nibbling between friends ..
Lets not break up0 -
Kept me from braking up with her cos she knew my weaknesses!!0
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He had too many weaknesses.0
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She was too sensitive about her glasses...0
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He didn't want to ride around in my kangaroo (I heard years ago people thought that's how we Aussies got around lol)0
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she didn't like the boxing match I had with her kangaroo!0
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She had some weird ideas..tried to ride a kangaroo ..0
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She had a lot of lovers, and called them all kangaroo...0
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Didn't want to be a kangaroo 0
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Was too hopped up0
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^^^haha...was missing teeth...wouldn't smile0
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She never gave me a reason to smile.0
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Her smile was evil, like she was planning something0
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He didn't appreciate my craftiness.0
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I wouldn't help her with her plot to take over the world0
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It was more your use of the craft knife than craftiness that scared me0
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Wouldn't let me play with his glass eye.. 0
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Purposefully misbehaved and was continually naughty!0
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