We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she kept pulling the chair away0
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He kept pulling my hair. Ouch.0
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she insisted we take turns being the man0
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She refused to pull my hair0
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Didn't get I am a lover, not a fighter.0
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she kept doing the 'pull my finger' gag0
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He didn't get my humor.0
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I got it...just wasn't funny
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She couldn't understand my jokes with the gag she made me wear.0
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I had to gag him cause he never stopped talking0
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She only talked about Justin Bieber.0
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she was tired of my shenanigans0
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He just laid there looking at me and smiling..all day0
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Sadly, she smiled all day because she was mute.0
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He wouldn't teach me how to drive.....0
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He was obsessed with selfies.0
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She wasn't into girls0
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My girls were too big for her0
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Was a little too into her girls.0
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Wasn't a rug muncher ..
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She always had a bad case of the munchies.0
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she didnt like chocoloate0
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Kept bathing in chocolate and making me lick it off...making me fat0
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Refused to share her chocolate.0
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She was too flexible even for me.0
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Wasn't flexible enough to play naked twister with me and her twin sister0
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He ran off with my sister0
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She didn't have a sister0
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He dressed like his sister.0
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