We broke up because...
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She liked Meghan Trainor.0
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She wouldn't let me train her.0
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She didn't understand SHE was the one who needed training.0
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2 words....training bra0
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He didn't believe in the adage "good things come in small packages." After all, I accepted that in him.0
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she called me her little friend0
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His friend was boring.0
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I couldn't keep her entertained0
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she drank coffee in bed0
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Wouldn't bring me cawfee in bed.0
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accent so thick..I couldn't understand her0
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The accent drove me nuts. I was from Boston, not Jersey.0
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when she pahked her cahr..in the yahwd..I'd cringe0
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He couldn't parallel park. Amateur.0
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she insisted we go parking in the cold (like we didn't have a perfectly warm bed indoors)0
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He wasn't adventurous.0
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two words
Bungee Sex0 -
always swinging from the rafters and howling at the moon, beating his chest like Tarzan0
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She didn't like my loincloth.0
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she objected to my beating her chest0
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he left bruises on my chest0
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He beat my chest
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She always beat me in games and was a sore winner.0
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would never learn how to play the game properly0
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She was a dark lord
I mean scary!!!!0 -
Never never never..he is in my basement forever
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He didn't respect authority.0
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She kept stealing my glasses0
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wore fake glasses (no lenses) cuz it made him look sexy0
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He faked it one too many times. One is too many times.0
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