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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...

    I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??

    Surely you mean.....Vagan.

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    Well played with your lady fingers!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Mmmm. Steamed vagina with herbs! Can I get this over brown rice?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

    Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused

    All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!

    I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...

    I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??

    Surely you mean.....Vagan.

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    what a steamy topic this has turned out to be....\m/
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk wrote: »
    Mmmm. Steamed vagina with herbs! Can I get this over brown rice?

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?

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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Finally come to terms with kegels, and now this?!
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?

    illtakeboth.gif

    God I love that woman....
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited January 2016
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    It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    odusgolp wrote: »
    I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.

    But at least they're all natural.

    The STD's or the tea?

    illtakeboth.gif

    God I love that woman....

    She looked awfully comfortable with that move. I'm just sayin'....

  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    SaintGiff wrote: »
    It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".

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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    SaintGiff wrote: »
    It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
    JeffreyMGiron wrote: »
    Back on Topic, Vagina, Steaming, what does this do


    Google it

    i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.

    Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?

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    So much creepy awesome going on here.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    odusgolp wrote: »
    Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?

    I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.



    Forget I said any of this...

    *patent pending*

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