Detox! Ladies Only!
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Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
New story line for Orange is the New Black...0 -
Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused0 -
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It classifies as one of the worst things I have ever read on MFP.
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SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!0 -
SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!
I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...0 -
Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Sounds yeasty
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Escloflowne wrote: »SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!
I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...
I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??0 -
Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
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Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!
I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...
I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??
Surely you mean.....Vagan.
Well played with your lady fingers!0 -
Mmmm. Steamed vagina with herbs! Can I get this over brown rice?0
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Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
Wait....would that qualify as "clean"? Paleo? I'm so confused
All of the above, silly! It's a detoxifying, all natural, gluten & dairy free (remember, white =\= dairy), paleo, herbal, vegetarian dream come true!!
I don't know if it can be considered vegetarian...
I believe it could. The steam made it, not my vag. And I didn't say Vegan... Right??
Surely you mean.....Vagan.
what a steamy topic this has turned out to be....\m/
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I wonder if you could get Tea STDs.
But at least they're all natural.0 -
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Finally come to terms with kegels, and now this?!0
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It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".0
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It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".
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It can't be classified as "paleo" because there's no way that cavemen ate vagina tea. For that matter, did cavemen even yodel through the paleolithic canyons? I think we may have accidentally stumbled upon the key to silencing at least the female half of the Paleo crowd. "Oh you only want to date a guy who is paleo? You do know that cavemen didn't eat the biscuit, right?".
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Mister_Ladyfingers wrote: »Escloflowne wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »sw33tp3a15 wrote: »
i prefer MFP to answer these questions, you guys have a knack of making it more interesting.
Probably gets all the gross wrinkles out!?
So much creepy awesome going on here.0 -
Wait wait wait... if you steam your vagina long enough while detoxing it with herb balls, can you let the condensation build up to produce a delicious, organic, and completely natural tea?
I bet I could make a small fortune selling vag tea.
Forget I said any of this...
*patent pending*
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