My MFP girlfriend just dumped me
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If the d*ck pics don't work you can always find a replacement girlfriend in any of the "person above you" threads! Just PM a bunch and tell them of your sexual prowess!!0
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »If the d*ck pics don't work you can always find a replacement girlfriend in any of the "person above you" threads! Just PM a bunch and tell them of your sexual prowess!!
What she said.....it always works for me.0 -
Montepulciano wrote: »MaxPower6868 wrote: »She didn't say "fine". She said "leave me alone". In that case, you leave her alone; you stand by until she cools off enough to discuss what is bothering her.
The same with "fine". It either means she is too upset to talk about it (which is good because she will calm down and you can talk later) OR she doesn't think you have grasped the full extent to which you f*cked up, and anything you say will not be taken as an apology or corrective action for what you did but rather a way to appease her to make her happy at that moment. And nothing is going to piss her off more than you trying to make her feel better at that moment without dealing with the issue that got her in that state to begin with. If you don't think you did anything wrong, or at least can't see how SHE thinks you did anything wrong, you are only going to dig your hole deeper and deeper with every action and every word. Her "FINE" is a warning to you to put down your shovel and think about it before you continue.
I try and say what I mean, but yes, you captured it well. Thank you.
Huzzah yes and yes.
If I say I'm fine and leave me alone....
Funnily enough that's exactly what I mean. I dont need hugging. I dont need patting on the head. I certainly dont need an argument because you're not getting my attention.
Just seriously...I want some alone time. Go away.
That's not difficult to comprehend, surely?0 -
If I say "I'm fine" or "just a bad day" it translates to "please drop the conversation now before it gets awkward."
I hate sharing my feelings.
That being said, there are thousands of eligible bachelorettes on MFP. Tell him to get back on that saddle!0 -
WTF is an "MFP GF"?0
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »When the pics work and you get her back I want an edible arrangements!!
Well the junk pics worked better than in my wildest dreams lol
Where do I send your reward?
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
AH! Interesting. LOL0 -
can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage0
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
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If I knew there were whispers of a flooded inbox 'PUN INTENDED' I'd have been in here consoling sooner.
There there.0 -
AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
i cant find those here?0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
i cant find those here?
The girls here are too busy consoling the OP! You'll never get the attention...unless you start your own thread. Which clearly works. Just remember to add a headless, shirtless, torso pic!!
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »When the pics work and you get her back I want an edible arrangements!!
Well the junk pics worked better than in my wildest dreams lol
Where do I send your reward?
Dm'ing you now!!!
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
i cant find those here?
The girls here are too busy consoling the OP! You'll never get the attention...unless you start your own thread. Which clearly works. Just remember to add a headless, shirtless, torso pic!!
I dont take headless torso pics as for it may show up in my next Portfolio when i get interviewed for a job and they do a name search on the internet. They might think i look like that and in reality i dont, because headless torso pics are really Calvin Klein models.0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
i cant find those here?
The girls here are too busy consoling the OP! You'll never get the attention...unless you start your own thread. Which clearly works. Just remember to add a headless, shirtless, torso pic!!
I dont take headless torso pics as for it may show up in my next Portfolio when i get interviewed for a job and they do a name search on the internet. They might think i look like that and in reality i dont, because headless torso pics are really Calvin Klein models.
Like that ever stopped anyone before. Also - change your username to something like IwantNudez instead of using your real name.
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
i cant find those here?
The girls here are too busy consoling the OP! You'll never get the attention...unless you start your own thread. Which clearly works. Just remember to add a headless, shirtless, torso pic!!
I dont take headless torso pics as for it may show up in my next Portfolio when i get interviewed for a job and they do a name search on the internet. They might think i look like that and in reality i dont, because headless torso pics are really Calvin Klein models.
Like that ever stopped anyone before. Also - change your username to something like IwantNudez instead of using your real name.
DMmeyourDerriere0 -
AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »can someone just send me nudes already, i want to make a collage
@JeffreyMGiron You're doing it wrong. If you want dem nudez then you gotta post a headless torso pic. It is known.
im trying the more, "im not going to share your nudes so give them to me" approach
Of course! Girls love that! Just go over to the "rate the poster above" thread and I'm sure you'll find a willing participant!
i cant find those here?
The girls here are too busy consoling the OP! You'll never get the attention...unless you start your own thread. Which clearly works. Just remember to add a headless, shirtless, torso pic!!
I dont take headless torso pics as for it may show up in my next Portfolio when i get interviewed for a job and they do a name search on the internet. They might think i look like that and in reality i dont, because headless torso pics are really Calvin Klein models.
Like that ever stopped anyone before. Also - change your username to something like IwantNudez instead of using your real name.
BRB DOING THAT RIGHT NOW, man imma be stacked on nudes for the next couple of weeks, SEE YA GUYS im going to Heaven!0 -
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