We broke up because...
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Wasn't into freaky stuff0
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Wanted to mount me on her wall0
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Wouldn't let me mount him..., or maybe he did0
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was too drunk to remember mounting me0
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He knew me too well... Whiskey anyone?0
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Liked Jack Daniels too much0
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No... Jack. I'm a Jameson or Crown girl.
Couldn't keep her whiskey straight.0 -
gonzalesvikki wrote: »No... Jack. I'm a Jameson or Crown girl.
Couldn't keep her whiskey straight. [/quote
Omg. Sadly, this is true0 -
Couldn't keep her men straight either. Called me Bobby during sex0
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He called me..bobby during sex0
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I thought her name was Bobby Jo0
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He called me bobby boy..I wasn't fooled0
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She wore the same cologne as my brother Bobby0
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Her bf was getting jealous at home0
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His wife disapproved0
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She disapproved of everything I did.0
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She wouldn't tell me what the "V" stood for.0
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He didn't respect my secrets0
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I discovered her secret website0
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He lusted after my mum0
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Would never keep mum.0
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she thought I had something going on with her mum and I did0
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Married my 75 yr old mum...hi dad0
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The granny porn started to get a little creepy0
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She refused to take bubble baths with me0
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Lol she wouldn't wear the gray hair wig and granny frock I bought her0
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Gray wasn't my color. I had to look good, right?0
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We were better as besties than as lovers0
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found out he was my father0
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The family connections freaked me out (backing away slowly.....)0
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