We broke up because...
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Always fought about the remote0
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was a tv hog0
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Only wanted to watch tv.0
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Never wanted to watch tv0
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only wanted black and white movies0
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Only liked reruns of "Murder She Wrote."0
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wanted to play monopoly all the time.. and she gets nasty!!0
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Wouldn't let me be the car0
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Wouldn't let me IN the car0
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caught him wear a hazmat suit and my stilettos0
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always ended up in jail0
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Wouldn't put me in jail.0
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stole my get out of jail free card0
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Smothered me in hotels0
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she said "C'mon over, no one is home". So I went over, and no one was home!0
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He couldn't take a hint.0
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she took all my stuff0
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He always stuffed his face. He was a pig.0
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She burnt my bacon0
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Mmmmm.....bacon....
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She was obsessed with getting our son on America's Funniest Videos0
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wouldn't get out of my car..0
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She unbuckled my seat belt and pushed me out of her car!
Then she tried to back over me. Luckily I have fast reflexes and rolled out the way!0 -
She had a wild and vivid imagination0
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She had a long history of former Lovers going "Missing"!0
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she said my box was missing some tools0
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All the tools were oversized To much for my little hands to handle0
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