We broke up because...
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She was obsessed with getting our son on America's Funniest Videos0
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wouldn't get out of my car..0
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She unbuckled my seat belt and pushed me out of her car!
Then she tried to back over me. Luckily I have fast reflexes and rolled out the way!0 -
She had a wild and vivid imagination0
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She had a long history of former Lovers going "Missing"!0
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she said my box was missing some tools0
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All the tools were oversized To much for my little hands to handle0
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All of his tools were rusty!
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she had rust on some parts (tried to claim it was her natural hair color)0
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wouldn't polish my tool0
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I wasn't Polish0
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Hated being polished0
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He only allowed windex and it made me sneeze0
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He tried to clean me...said I was a dirty girl
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I wasn't dirty enough.0
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He wanted a commitment0
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I talked dirty to him, and then he tried to wash my mouth out with soap.0
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