We broke up because...
Replies
-
All of his tools were rusty!
0 -
she had rust on some parts (tried to claim it was her natural hair color)0
-
wouldn't polish my tool0
-
I wasn't Polish0
-
Hated being polished0
-
He only allowed windex and it made me sneeze0
-
He tried to clean me...said I was a dirty girl
0 -
I wasn't dirty enough.0
-
He wanted a commitment0
-
I talked dirty to him, and then he tried to wash my mouth out with soap.0
-
She had a fascination with eating feces0
-
would follow anyone who laid a trail of Reese's Pieces in front of him0
-
Caught him enticing his ex..dropped reeces pieces in his pants0
-
some stupid argument..she claimed Australia was a continent..I insisted it was a island0
-
Wouldn't let me lick his ......
Chest
0 -
We were just FWB's actually.0
-
He had way too many FWB0
-
Only spoke in acronyms0
-
Didn't understand me0
-
Understood too much about her0
-
She was a know-it-all0
-
She kept eating all my peanut butter0
-
Mmmmmmm. Nut butter0
-
She was a nut0
-
She couldn't nut0
-
I nutted too much for her0
-
Never happened... I wanted a faucet, he wanted to drip0
-
kept stuffing my nuts in her mouth..
wait..come back0 -
He knew me too well0
-
She just wanted me for sex. When I started to get too close, she ran.0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.4K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.2K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 426 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.7K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions