We broke up because...

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Oh yeah..I found those undies in your pocket..
  Shattered and heart broken..I loved you babe

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016

  Bahahahahaha

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  GabriellaEstrella Posts: 1,513 Member

  January 2016

  I feel like I can't compete with that epic breakup lol

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  Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member

  January 2016

  What break up I didn't even know she considered us a thing Bahahahahaha

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  glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member

  January 2016

  i kept getting distracted by my reflection in her glasses and it was offputting

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  He was put off so easily ..

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  (Wait. Is that a problem?)
  
  He expected too much.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He gave me a headache with all the whining.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He couldn't take a hint.

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  She didn't know how to properly give hints

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He was depressed all the damn time.

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  Was depressing.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Kept throwing all my stuff out of the window whenever we fought.

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Was always trying to start fights.

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  wolfehound33 Posts: 1,320 Member

  January 2016

  Had too much stuff that needed to be thrown out

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  January 2016

  Came with a ton of baggage

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He never offered to carry my bags when we were shopping. Made me do all the heavy lifting.

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Had too much baggage!

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Mocked my under-eye bags when I was tired.

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  Was always tired.

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't realize decent people get to bed at a reasonable hour.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He thought a reasonable hour for bed at 8:00 PM. I got bored.

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  wanted to stay up and party every night

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  Always went to bed right after dinner. I never got dessert.

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  tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member

  January 2016

  Wouldn't accept that bacon could be a kind of dessert

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Had a Lady Gaga Fetish. Kept asking me to wear a bacon outfit.

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  Never shared the bacon

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  Was always baked

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Stopped baking for me.

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  always criticizing my cooking

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