We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  He was only luke warm ..not hot..

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  _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member

  January 2016

  always poking me and saying "you're not even warm"

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Always poking me

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  _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member

  January 2016

  Became cold to my poking

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  I caught him climbing out Jo's window

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  He was spying on the neighbors!

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she wouldn't let me spy on her!

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Caught him peeping in my window

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Ate all the marshmallow peeps at Easter - those were my favorite

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she wouldn't buy me the Cadbury eggs

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He had me walking on eggshells with his mood shifts.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Fed me rotten eggs

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Her breath smelled like rotten eggs. Couldn't get close enough for a kiss

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she imitated the voice of Fran from the Nanny

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  He called me Witch Nazel

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  OMG, I would break up with myself if that was the case
  
  He wanted me to "play nanny." Just.too.weird.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she wouldn't dress up in the outfits I bought her

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  I didn't consider Big Bird costumes sexy.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  She'd never cluck for me!

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  she never wanted to... (rhymes with cluck)

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  She kept leaving eggs all over the house. Too messy!

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she didn't like me hiding Easter eggs in the house

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  She couldn't implant my eggs
  

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Wanted me to get implants - wasn't satisfied with me the way I was.

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  she wanted me to get an implant

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Found out that the aliens implanted him

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Had a tracking device implanted in my arm. I started to think he was a little possessive

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  January 2016

  judge said we had to stop dating or I would go to jail for stalking or something like that

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  January 2016

  Broke his restraining order with the ex and went to jail.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Wouldn't play jail with me.

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