We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was only luke warm ..not hot..0
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always poking me and saying "you're not even warm"0
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Always poking me
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Became cold to my poking 0 -
I caught him climbing out Jo's window0
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He was spying on the neighbors!0
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she wouldn't let me spy on her!0
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Caught him peeping in my window0
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Ate all the marshmallow peeps at Easter - those were my favorite0
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she wouldn't buy me the Cadbury eggs0
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He had me walking on eggshells with his mood shifts.0
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Fed me rotten eggs0
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Her breath smelled like rotten eggs. Couldn't get close enough for a kiss0
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she imitated the voice of Fran from the Nanny0
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He called me Witch Nazel0
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OMG, I would break up with myself if that was the case
He wanted me to "play nanny." Just.too.weird.0 -
she wouldn't dress up in the outfits I bought her0
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I didn't consider Big Bird costumes sexy.0
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She'd never cluck for me!
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she never wanted to... (rhymes with cluck)
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She kept leaving eggs all over the house. Too messy!0
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she didn't like me hiding Easter eggs in the house0
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She couldn't implant my eggs
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Wanted me to get implants - wasn't satisfied with me the way I was.0
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she wanted me to get an implant
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Found out that the aliens implanted him0
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Had a tracking device implanted in my arm. I started to think he was a little possessive0
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judge said we had to stop dating or I would go to jail for stalking or something like that0
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Broke his restraining order with the ex and went to jail.0
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Wouldn't play jail with me.0
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