We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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hated when I dove on the bed performing high flying wwe wrestling moves0
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He didn't like my version of a headlock0
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Always kicked out of the winning pin0
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He just couldn't pin me down0
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Yelled out we are the champions at kfc0
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Thought KFC was fine dining0
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her cooking was too good that it was fattening me up0
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Mistook fine dining with southern cuisines0
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didn't share her breast and thigh0
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Said he could just fry the chicken on his car0
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Showed everyone her breasts and thighs0
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Told me I needed Lean Cuisine. Rude.0
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Kept making mud angels0
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kept liquor cabinet locked0
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He didn't have a liquor cabinet. Puritan.0
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Liked beer more than liquor0
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drank all my liquor. Lush.0
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Mistook liquor for "lick her"0
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Total head case0
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she came at me with a butcher knife0
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He butchered the lyrics to every song he tried to sing0
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Didn't appreciate my artistic vocal style0
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Life was like an episode of Glee with him. Not everything deserves a song.0
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Said he wantes to join acapella0
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DIdn't know when to slow clap0
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i couldn't get on with the constant requests to go mudding0
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He liked to do a one-person high five. Nerd.0
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He couldn't handle a tough mudder. I needed vigor.0
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