We broke up because...
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Didn't let me name one of her millions of cats0
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Was more into the cat lady0
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His whiskers were too long.0
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Got freaked out when I meowed at him!0
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Wanted to use a litter box..wtf
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He littered. He never respected nature.0
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Again with the neat freak 0
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Plain and simple? He was s Slob!!!0
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She said I was too plain for her.0
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Wanted to go live out on the Plains. I was more of a city girl.0
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She dressed like a Nun0
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she kept praying for my soul. I figure she thought I was evil.0
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She was a Sinner! t0
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She was a saint. I needed a little more fun.0
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she didnt like my kinda sins0
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His sins were deadly0
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they weren't the right kind of sins
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right or wrong, she left, lol0
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He laughed when I walked out the door
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Left the door open0
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Left the refrigerator open all the time. Wasted all the food.0
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nagged all the time0
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He needed nagging. It got old.0
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she said I was too old0
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Couldn't teach an old dog new tricks.0
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she would try to make me sit roll over and fetch0
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Wouldn't fetch me another bourbon!0
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She didn't drink the Captain.0
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He wanted me to call him Captain.0
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she was too bossy0
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