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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Oh, my stomach hurts.
    Holy protein toots, Batman!
    What's a girl to do?
  • pierportbeach
    pierportbeach Posts: 647 Member
    Trump is a no show
    Afraid of criticism
    Baby billionaire
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    Politicians suck
    Politics in general sucks
    A pox on the lot!!
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    If you can go now
    I can stand to watch you leave
    Don't let the door hit
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    A steely eyed glare
    Reminds me of lessons past
    I rely on me
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    My yin yoga class
    Much stretching of sore places
    Relief soon, I hope?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    Sunday morning me
    Moving so very slowly
    Did yoga class help?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Days of driving done
    Relaxing but mindful of
    The Florida Man
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    A change in the air
    Progress unexpectedly
    propels renewed dreams
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    Relativity
    Weekend time goes faster than
    Time during the week
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Politicians suck
    Politics in general sucks
    A pox on the lot!!

    Lots of people say
    They don't like politicians.
    Why, then, elect them?

    (sorry, couldn't resist)
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Weekend or weekday
    Looking at retirement
    Everyday the same?
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Muzak1 wrote: »
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Monday not fun day
    My shoulder is stiff and sore
    Ibuprofen STAT!!

    Motrin everyday
    Sore not only Monday
    I need a hot tub

    NSAIDs every day
    Kidneys, stomach take a hit
    Now it's Tylenol

    This is a concern
    May try some alternatives
    Cup of nettle tea
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    tonybalony01 wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Politicians suck
    Politics in general sucks
    A pox on the lot!!

    Lots of people say
    They don't like politicians.
    Why, then, elect them?

    (sorry, couldn't resist)

    Recent election
    I drew a phallic symbol
    Instead of an X
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    Freezing rain morning
    Car was coated with thick ice
    Very hard to scrape
  • TrickyDisco
    TrickyDisco Posts: 2,869 Member
    Venus Angelic
    Unusual Youtuber
    Loves all things kawaii
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    I am excited
    Internet services fixed
    Oh my goodness yes!!
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Gigantic body
    Of work, Boswell's life of Johnson
    A genius though fat
  • Muzak1
    Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member
    Not there but am here
    Not missed at all there now what
    Time to go somewhere
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    Here there everywhere
    Omniscient omnipresent
    God is in details
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Whether here or there
    Most important thing is you
    Live in the moment
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Romance is fleeting
    Fairy tales can delude us
    True love is hard work

    That is great!
  • your_pal_crusher
    your_pal_crusher Posts: 4,437 Member
    Flakes of snow
    making us go slow
    slow down is good
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    edited February 2016
    Debate on last night.
    Two old people arguing.
    Vote Walter instead.

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    Still undecided.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,653 Member
    Election fever?
    All of the candidates suck??
    "NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!"
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Feeling great, today!
    Got that awesome Friday feelz!
    Weekends, time to play! :smiley:
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Election fever?
    All of the candidates suck??
    "NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!"
    Absolutely this
    Almost everyone's a joke
    Good thing I'm out sick!

  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    The heart asks pleasure
    first, and then excuse from pain
    emily dickinson
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Election fever?
    All of the candidates suck??
    "NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!"

    They all may be bad
    Primary is upon us
    Choose lesser evil
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Alone in a crowd
    Spinning, even with closed eyes
    Your voice would ground me.

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