We broke up because...

iTim__ · February 2016

He liked short guys in pointed hats (too).

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

4" ..enough said

qxana1969 · February 2016

4" heels through the heart

Kvm11628 · February 2016

hated my shoes

iTim__ · February 2016

couldn't keep her feet out of my lap

qxana1969 · February 2016

had an abnormal foot fetish

GDLAZ · February 2016

The motorcycle pipes burned her shoes.

iTim__ · February 2016

Was shocked to learn he's a dude.

qxana1969 · February 2016

believed in electrical shock for behavior modification

SugarBabyGirl · February 2016

I couldn't get him to change his Superman Underoos

iTim__ · February 2016

Her panties were labeled "Wednesday" and it was Sunday.

synchkat · February 2016

he had no undies

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Were old ladies undies

iTim__ · February 2016

Was actually an old lady.

synchkat · February 2016

he was really a 65 year old man living in his mom's basement.

Alfit88 · February 2016

she was mean

mulecanter · February 2016

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Was Ab Normal.

qxana1969 · February 2016

spray painted abs before going to the beach

Kvm11628 · February 2016

He kept telling me every beach we went to was a nude beach. The fines for indecent exposure were getting extreme.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

She wouldn't apply sunscreen to my bits for me...mean ..

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