We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She ran away screaming0
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her definition of "everything" was movies and popcorn0
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she take same selfie the last 5 years0
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He was a hypocrite0
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She always ate all my hot cheetos0
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she wasn't as hot as the cheetos0
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He didn't own a mirror0
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get offended very easy0
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So hostile0
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Her guns looked better than mine0
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Ate crackers in bed one too many times0
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Spread crackers out onto the bed then had his way with me0
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Preferred a man with crackers in bed0
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Preferred lemon oreos
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Bleah.
Preferred dry oreos. Boring.0 -
Dipped her oreos in water, not milk 0
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compulsive oreo licker0
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Would eat the middle of the ores and put the rest back0
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Liked to kiss me with oreos in his teeth0
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Didn't appreciate my oreos breath0
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too many down-under kisses0
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He was crazy0
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She wasn't crazy enough0
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He didn't bring the crazy out in me enough0
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she was never sober0
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He was always drunk0
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He was always sober!0
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She didn't believe that oreoitis was a real disease0
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What are the best flavors of jelly beans?0
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Didn't always stay on track lol0
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