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We broke up because...
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Kept reminding me how her abs would beat my abs in a walnut cracking competition0
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because walnut cracking competition0
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She just cracked0
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She kept showing me her crap!0
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He wouldn't stop talking about walnuts.....0
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Called out my sister's name during sex0
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We used to be friends, but she's not accepting new friends now0
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He dumped me ..
said I was too high maintenance.. 0 -
Kept yelling, "Awwww G'day, Awwww G'day" during orgasms.0
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Said i had diva tendencies0
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Only made me orgasm once in 2 years..poor performance0
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she confused girth with worth and her expectations were too high and she was let down ,mostly because I am a woman0
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lmaooo. this thread is hilarious0
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Always laughing at me0
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Wouldn't stop laughing0
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Im a happy person..nooo I really wasn't laughing at his tiny d1ick..honest
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She was sarcastic and WAS looking!!!0
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Never believed a word I said0
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Believed everything I said, even in jest0
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She was always in jest. (Who the hell is jest?!?!?!)0
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He wore his suspenders better than me0
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She wore suspenders0
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She wore me out0
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He couldn't keep up0
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She wore me down.0
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She couldn't keep up, which is why I wear the suspenders! people!!! Sheesh!0
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She was unbelievable0
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We all broke up because our timing was waaaayyy off!0
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Wouldn't shave his chest..kept getting hairs in my teeth..oh wait they weren't che....
Never mind
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Wouldn't shave his chest..kept getting hairs in my teeth..oh wait they weren't che....
Never mind
Bwahahaaa, Jo!
Well, Jo and I broke up because the hairs in her teeth weren't always mine!0
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