We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Went to the Beauty Salon more than me!

KelARita7 · February 2016

I never saw your face

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Told me I needed to go to the beauty salon more often!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Said that using a razor was against her religion!

finny11122 · February 2016

never shaved her legs

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Never man-scaped

srv524 · February 2016

Tried manscaping me with a rusty scapel...I think she was trying to secretly snip me

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

He was damaged goods!

Kvm11628 · February 2016

He snipped my hair off while I was sleeping

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Stupid lag

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Couldn't keep up

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Always called me a stupid hag!

And she couldnt spell!

finny11122 · February 2016

She kept saying atleast 10 times a day , vikki g in the house

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Her ignorance was not bliss

srv524 · February 2016

Intelligence was not her greatest asset

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Told me that a PHD was Peanuts!

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Preferred Peanuts over Doonsebury

srv524 · February 2016

She liked Doonsbury. Enough said.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Was intimidated by my genius IQ.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

When I asked her for nuts on my sundae she tore up the Sunday Funnies and served them on a platter

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