We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Too wimpy0
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He's too old!0
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Sorry!0
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Apologized too much0
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He was too easily amused0
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He always interfered with my gaming life0
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He played games with my heart0
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Wanted me to do my makeup like Courtney Love0
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Sadly, liked a few too many holes.
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Adventure to him was trying Pepsi instead of Coke0
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He called all the flavors Coke. Too confusing. What kind of Coke do you want? Sprite. WTH?0
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Thought Mama June was sexier than me0
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Said I wasn't sexy enough0
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I came home from work early to surprise her. I was the one surprised!
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It wasn't what you thought. He was teaching me CPR0
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What? He was a dentist, I swear!0
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claimed she was seeing the dentist but it wasn't a dental pick he had in her mouth
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It was. He was just comparing the pick to himself!
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Because she told me to shave my beard.0
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Liar. He was a liar.0
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I would never lie about my beard. And she kept my dog too.0
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Liked the dog more than me0
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she accused me of lying.0
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Only liked me when I was laying down.0
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she Ray Riced me for touching her butt0
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Lies. I was a lover, not a fighter0
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she loved everyone but me0
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He was IN love with everyone but me0
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she kept calling me matt0
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HA! I've got nothing for that one. Points for you,0
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