How is the MFPer above going to die?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

A bacterial flesh eating disease took root in her mouth, but that's not what did her in. She became hysterical due to the pain and ran into traffic.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Shock

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Toxic shock

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I ran over him with my invisible jet!

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Arrested for public indecency while using the bathroom in her invisible jet, was brutally beaten to death in the prison shower

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I sucked the life out of him

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

First person to die from consuming too much protein

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

First person to die from consuming too much protein

Lmao

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

He died of laughter

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

She killed herself after my death, knowing there would be no one to top my humor ever again.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

A succubus did it!

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Incubus did her in ..

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Mob of angry preschools..those rugrats were vicious

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Mob of angry pigeons

Dustinryan24 · February 2016

staring contest

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Piranha

Dustinryan24 · February 2016

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Piranha

lol that would suck

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Mobbed for not playing the game properly

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

@dustinrenz24 At 99 surrounded by sweet naked buxom young things as they ravish his body ..better!!! Lol
@gonzalesvikki spent and exhausted after a tawdry night

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

A gaggle of gregarious geese graciously grabbed her and gained gasps as they gloweringly gripped her to the ground, grazing upon her, grouping and grunting as she grimaced.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

His tongue got caught in a Venus fly trap

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Had a cold..and something in his mouth..couldn't breath

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

First flung furiously, finally fell forward ferociously, fatally fracturing frail femurs fastidiously

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Got tongue tied and lost circulation to his brain.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She drank from the wrong chalice.

suzreen · February 2016

She tried to ignore me in a coffee shop. I took it REALLY personally, and and arranged for some contract killer grandmas to beat her to death with their canes.

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Vikki's family believed in an eye for an eye!

suzreen · February 2016

She insulted Donald Trump one time too many, and he sent Melania to sneak in her window and kill her with a straight razor, plus bite her in both ankles before she bled to death, just for good measure

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I've got nothing!
I hope never because she's awesomely hilarious!

suzreen · February 2016

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I've got nothing!
I hope never because she's awesomely hilarious!

Thanks, friend! She died by eating a poison apple that her evil stepmother, disguised as a witch, fed her, because she was just too cute and it was making everyone mad.

How is the MFPer above going to die?

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