We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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he kept giving wrong numbers.....player0
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She played strip poker with the neighbors0
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We had so much passion we couldn't get anything else done. We began to starve.0
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Wouldn't cook for me0
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Tossed his cookies after every meal0
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Cos I couldn't give her the life she wanted0
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I couldn't understand him0
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She wasn't into women and neither was I.
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Didn't like to experiment0
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Her experiments also ended in an explosion0
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was skittish about fireworks0
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Used fireworks for sexy time0
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Didn't like a good bang in the bedroom.0
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bang was his gun he slept with under his pillow0
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Pistol whipped me0
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Didn't like to play cops and robbers0
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wouldn't let me out the cuffs0
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Lost the keys to the cuffs0
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She's never home and I found a stash of handcuffs in her overnight bag!0
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He would love me and leave me0
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She just would not leave me alone0
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craved solitude more than me0
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I meant solitaire. Never understood me!0
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Was a crook - always trying to game the system0
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crossword puzzles and coffee over me.....sad0
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Didn't love my mind0
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but not to her MFP friends, sheesh0
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Was jealous of everyone0
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she didn't want to leave her husband for me0
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