We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Couldn't stick to a budget. We were going broke.

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  handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member

  February 2016

  Broke everything in the house

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  Was cheating with our accountant - no wonder we were on a budget

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  Our accountant was her twin!!! I thought it was her!

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  drank too much and always seeing double

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  Made fun of my disability

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Considered nymphomania a "clinical disorder" and wouldn't own up to her actions.

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  I said I was a wood nymph, he got the wrong idea!

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  synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member

  February 2016

  she kept wanting to practice cps on me

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  She got mad because my stamina was TOO good

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  February 2016

  Always claimed PMS

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Always brought an air nailer to bed, very odd.

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  vmlabute Posts: 311 Member

  February 2016

  Always cheated and never paid for groceries

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  caught me cheating

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  handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member

  February 2016

  Loved the groceries more than me

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  loved the grocery store clerks more than me

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Could never get her hand all the way around it (the rolling pin that is).

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  Wanted me to bake pies for his lovers

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Didn't like cream in her pies

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  he knows what I like but has selective recall

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  Knows what she likes, but it's not me

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  They were always fighting over me and wouldn't just 3-way cuddle.

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  He was delusional

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  She was coo-coo for my cocoa puff

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  he was just coo-coo

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  She didn't like my flair for random a-s-s grabbing.

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  too much public display of affection and he was always grabbing everyones *kitten*

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  She was always grabbing my c-o-c-k around family functions

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  qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member

  February 2016

  because he always deprived me

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  freeforme5724 Posts: 2 Member

  February 2016

  She couldn't handle that I was losing weight and she wasn't!

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