We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  Spent 23hrs a day in the bathroom..I hardly saw him

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  always interrupted my bathroom meditation

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Meditated over the wrong things

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  February 2016

  Medicated over the wrong things

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Thought I was psycho

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Never got off the couch. He claimed he had vertigo, but I know he was just lazy.

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  Muzak1 Posts: 599 Member

  February 2016

  Our love was for the birds

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  He was all about the rear window.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Omg, I can't believe I went there.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Anywhere to him was cruising the aisles of Wal-Mart. I was more of a Target kind of gal.

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  February 2016

  she wouldn't let me hit the target

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Tried to hit me!

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Was always afraid to double down.

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  FieryR3dHead Posts: 490 Member

  February 2016

  She was to damn sexy for me

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  billbraskey Posts: 99 Member

  February 2016

  she was a drug addict and later became a prostitute. i like to think that me gone drove her insane

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  the bill braskey stories drove me crazy

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  billbraskey Posts: 99 Member

  February 2016

  loved em, changed my name legally to bill braskey and have been doing the stories in real life. now i just feel empty inside

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  drank all my scotch

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  MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member

  February 2016

  he only wanted scotch in the house and I was more of a Jameson drinker

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  drinking Jameson was her code for meeting a boyfriend at the Jameson hotel

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  MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member

  February 2016

  I found out he really wasn't named Jameson

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  I couldn't figure out why she kept yelling Jameson

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  MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member

  February 2016

  He always had that confused look on his face

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  thought the correct way to end a date was with a fist bump

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  MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member

  February 2016

  He only wanted to go as far as a fist bump.. I think he was intimidated by me

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  ignored the safe word because I didn't pronounce it with an Irish accent

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  MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member

  February 2016

  he had to many safe words

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  she got a crazy look in her eye when she picked up the riding crop

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Only wanted me to wear crop tops. It was freezing!

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  g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member

  February 2016

  wouldn't wear the clothes I bought her

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