We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Thongs aren't clothes.0
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they only sell them in clothing stores! we argued over petty stuff0
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Wore thongs in church0
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he gave me a wedgie in church0
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Wanted to do it in church0
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Screamed Oh God so loud the neighbors could hear0
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Cared too much about what people thought.0
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Neighbors called the police!0
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He was prettier than me!0
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was always on me about going green0
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Was always on me!0
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she never put out!
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He never put it in!0
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She pooped her pants.0
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He lied about everything. He was the incontinent one! It's ok... Your secret is safe0
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She disappeared with our furniture0
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By "furniture" she meant all the men that were always draped about our living room and basement.0
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Ran away with my cabana boys ..0
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"Cabana boys" we're lawn gnomes.0
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Wouldn't let me add my gnomes to her gargoyle collection0
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He stopped posing nude for my statues0
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Was as warm as a statue.0
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Stole my secret cookie stash0
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Ate the neighbours cookies0
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Wouldn't let me eat her cookies...0
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He doesn't lift!!0
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Hurt my feelings0
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She felt everyone up except me0
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She wanted everyone to feel her up...0
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Kept arguing that Miller Lite tastes great, when in actuality, it was less filling!0
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