We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

I couldn't get pregnant. Left me.

Just_J_Now · February 2016

Thought I was too old for him

Muzak1 · February 2016

Whined about my cooking. Fed it to the duck

Just_J_Now · February 2016

not against all odds

Karmc2k · February 2016

he sang love songs to other women

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

Got run over chasing the mailman

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

I couldn't compete with the duck

Just_J_Now · February 2016

So competitive

giorgioc722 · February 2016

Too fancy for my bum life D;

Jackiegmz · February 2016

He was always flashing ppl lol

Peter_Brady · February 2016

She flashed everyone but me

Kvm11628 · February 2016

He never flashed his smile my way.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

She was a gold digger

mnshanbhag · February 2016

she kept digging up the past

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

He bought us side by side plots in a cemetery for our 2 week anniversary. Also he celebrated "week" anniversaries.

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Spoke in hashtag

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Had a teeny tiny d1ck..

Kvm11628 · February 2016

He was a dick to me. I deserved better than that.

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