We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He thought a "grasshopper" was a man's drink...0
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One word: Boones0
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she would not swallow0
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He spit all over the sidewalk. No manners.0
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Thought Crystal Pepsi was "hip."0
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Played with his My Buddy doll more than me.0
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Kept comparing me to her stuffies0
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His nose was always stuffy. Use a damn tissue!
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Wanted to use the tissue boxes for slippers
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Wouldn't build a box fort with me.
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Wouldn't come out of her box fort0
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Always wanted me to move those damn boxes
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He was into someone else's "box"
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Threw away all my rubber gloves, I needed those.0
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She bought me latex even though she knew I had a latex allergy0
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Always had rashes, allergic to everything.0
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Tried to slip poison into my margarita0
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She made rash decisions0
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Never could make a decision about anything0
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He decided to up and leave me0
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She kept stealing my Cheez-its0
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He liked Cheez-Its0
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She liked Good n Plenty
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He was neither good, nor plenty...0
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She wasn't evil enough0
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He couldn't appreciate my good side.0
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Her good side tried to push me onto a bed of nails0
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He complained about my fingernails.0
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She didn't know what a nail file was0
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