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We broke up because...
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He loved the nightlife.
He loved to boogie.0 -
She was the dancing Queen, young and sweet, only 17. Yikes0
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She ate the cream out of all the Oreo cookies and put them back in the package.0
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He wouldn't let me eat the cream..........from the Oreos
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Yuck...he thought I like oreos always insisted on buying them.0
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She ate all my Pecan Sandies0
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Poisoned me..I got sick after eating her pecan sandies0
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She wouldn't buy the good snacks. Lol0
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She wouldn't share the good snacks0
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He said he was in love with some chick named Marcia!0
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Wouldn't let me pick the movie, ever.0
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She was a brat0
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Got tired of me singing Journey off-key in the shower at 5 am every morning.0
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That's funny ^^ lol0
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Giggled constantly..I think he was high all the time0
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Gave me a second chance, but I wouldn't give up on the Journey. So we touched and went our SEPARAAAAAAAAATE WAAAAAAAYS.0
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Lol0
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Laughed in inappropriate places0
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Tickled other ladies0
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Was never tickled pink. I just could not please her.0
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Wore all my pink clothes ..including my thongs0
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Used all the dental floss when he ran out of g-strings ....0
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She never flossed. The dentures that resulted were gross.0
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She bites and thinks it is funny.0
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he didn't bite when I asked him to0
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She had friends in low places.0
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wasn't open minded about my friends - too haughty0
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He took my chocolate0
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He drank
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Never sprung for drinks when we went out.0
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