We broke up because...
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The motorcycle pipes burned her shoes.0
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Was shocked to learn he's a dude.0
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believed in electrical shock for behavior modification0
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I couldn't get him to change his Superman Underoos
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Her panties were labeled "Wednesday" and it was Sunday.0
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he had no undies0
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Were old ladies undies0
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Was actually an old lady.0
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he was really a 65 year old man living in his mom's basement.0
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she was mean0
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Was Ab Normal.0 -
spray painted abs before going to the beach0
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He kept telling me every beach we went to was a nude beach. The fines for indecent exposure were getting extreme.0
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She wouldn't apply sunscreen to my bits for me...mean ..0
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Only gave me bits of her affection0
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Couldn't keep her hands off my bits.0
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I couldn't find his bits.0
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She wanted man bits0
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She couldn't tell bits from grits.0
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He wasn't gritty enough in the bedroom.0
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He was too shy..virginal..pure..0
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She was too brash... Experienced... Erotic0
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Overdosed on self-tanner0
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Didn't want an experienced woman0
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She wouldn't let me experience her.0
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He was a stalker0
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Kept experimenting with everyone but me. Was feeling left out.0
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She didn't understand why I watched her with binoculars0
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Took her binoculars everywhere. So embarrassing0
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It was the telescope that bothered me0
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