We broke up because...

iTim__

She chose cherry blossoms over me.

slimgirljo15

He was celibate

iTim__

Just wanted me for my body.

slimgirljo15

True that..what can I say...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted Tim's body instead of mine!

synchkat

he didn't let me have donuts

bdgfn

She ate all the donuts

Noelv1976

His hands were bigger than mine

synchkat

He was always in his car. I think he lived in it

Kvm11628

Couldn't shift my gears into drive.

qxana1969

had a fetish for jugglers - they were always throwing things around

Kvm11628

Couldn't multi-task

Wonderwomanvik

He had one direction albums all over the place. He was obsessed

Kvm11628

Made too many passes at other women.

qxana1969

he had no direction

synchkat

@Peter_Brady came between us...like literally it was kind of creepy

Noelv1976

His hands were smaller than mine

Kvm11628

@Peter_Brady came between us...like literally it was kind of creepy

@synchkat And messy....(sorry, could not resist)

@Noelv1976 other things were smaller....

qxana1969

was involved in everybody's business instead of worrying about her own

Just_J_Now

Was not involved in my business or me at all. I felt neglected

iTim__

Was too high maintenance -- required too much time.

Just_J_Now

Had no time for me. Even once a month was too much for him.

qxana1969

ran off with his chiropractor - a lot more snap in the relationship

synchkat

I liked crackle she liked pop it was doomed from the start

iTim__

He liked short guys in pointed hats (too).

slimgirljo15

4" ..enough said

qxana1969

4" heels through the heart

Kvm11628

hated my shoes

iTim__

couldn't keep her feet out of my lap

qxana1969

had an abnormal foot fetish