We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Revolving bedroom door. "sharing is caring" she'd always say0
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Kept the bedroom door locked and wouldn't let me in.0
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Kept losing his keys.0
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I had no place in his harem0
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She made me leaved @csbnga 's Harem!
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Was sneaking out to see @csbnga0
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She said I was grounded!0
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Always shattering my dreams0
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Her voice could shatter windows. Too dangerous.0
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always sang in the shower.. drove me crazy0
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He ate all my chocolate
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Always wanted to focus on her gains at the gym ...0
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He never showered!0
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She met someone else at the gym..0
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He was too cheap..0
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She raised chickens and all I could hear all day was "cheep, cheep, cheep."0
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She kept calling me cheap0
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He refused to shake me all night long.0
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He preferred to spend his time in the "red light district"0
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She wouldn't let me tie her up with his twist ties0
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she was the light of my life until she decided to move to pursue her career as a pet psychic0
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Kept yelling, "All riiiiiiighty then!" in bed.0
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She kept saying she was a righty, but I know she's a lefty!0
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left, right, got tired of doing the hokey pokey0
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Thought the Chicken Dance was fun0
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Wanted me to do the bunny hop as foreplay.0
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