He-Man Woman Haters Club

True!

YEP! :laugh: :devil: Evil demanding B!tches we are.....someone somewhere is ALWAYS sick of our *kitten*

Definite bump for later.

hahaha this is SO funny!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

women.... you can't live with em and you can't strangle them with bacon

But you can choke em with pork :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(sorry)

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *best* comment!!!!!!

I would be offended by some of this... but I have to make my husband's sandwich. Really. :laugh:

SG:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .........and drown em in man custard............:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Remind me NEVER to eat trifle at your place :sick:

I'm a former US Marine, so I've been "rewired".

I find the majority of women annoying as hell. The only ones I get along with IRL are either active-duty, former active-duty, other women in male-dominated professions and tomboyish lesbians. The rest are too sensitive, not honest enough, insecure, WAAAAY too idealistic when it comes to men & relationships and generally lack a good sense of humor. Online is a bit easier because I get a split second longer to self-censor.

Sincerely,
the typical "girl without girlfriends"

I'm not a tomboy, but I basically feel the same way. I like some "typical girl" things like clothes and shoes, but I also love football and baseball, hate talking on the phone, hate shopping malls, don't understand group trips to the restroom, etc. And I've never had many female friends because it bugs the hell out of me that women not only won't be honest, they also don't want you to be honest with them. If you ask me what I think, you lose the right to get mad about what I say. Men seem to have this ability to get over things that most women just aren't equipped with. I always say that when men get mad at each other, one good fist fight can solve all their problems. When women get mad at each other, they try to ruin each other's lives.

I also love "sexist" jokes, especially the ones about sandwiches because I actually really enjoy cooking for hungry men, and it always makes me think "If you're going to demand food, grow a pair and demand something better than a sandwich. Sandwiches are beneath my talents in the kitchen."

women.... you can't live with em and you can't strangle them with bacon

But you can choke em with pork :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(sorry)

That's great! Although I think some of those little vienna sausages wouldn't choke anyone!

My big brown meat love hammer is legendary!!!!

Something here that some of the younger guys don't know (either through inexperience or being too drunk all the time) is that women will go into profuse bouts of farting all night long. What happens is that they go through the entire day holding all that gas in since they refuse to consciously fart in front of other humans (they have well trained muscles for doing this) and at night, as they drift off into the wonderful world of dream land, their muscles start to relax from the long day of having stress placed upon them. Once they enter the first stage of REM sleep, they begin to "deflate" in a process that often lasts the entire night.

It's also a little known fact that this is why so many married men suffer from Sleep Apnea, it's a subconscious defense mechanism centered in our reptilian brain where we sense the danger from the noxious gas and refuse to breathe it in for fear of suffering permanent sinus damage from the noxious burning fumes.

This is hysterical. I actually know a woman who has never farted in front of her husband and she won't poop if he is in the house. Vacations are VERY hard on this chick. Women are flat out crazy and I should know because I am one. LOL

OMG!!!! I Love this!!!! bwahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Something here that some of the younger guys don't know (either through inexperience or being too drunk all the time) is that women will go into profuse bouts of farting all night long. What happens is that they go through the entire day holding all that gas in since they refuse to consciously fart in front of other humans (they have well trained muscles for doing this) and at night, as they drift off into the wonderful world of dream land, their muscles start to relax from the long day of having stress placed upon them. Once they enter the first stage of REM sleep, they begin to "deflate" in a process that often lasts the entire night.

It's also a little known fact that this is why so many married men suffer from Sleep Apnea, it's a subconscious defense mechanism centered in our reptilian brain where we sense the danger from the noxious gas and refuse to breathe it in for fear of suffering permanent sinus damage from the noxious burning fumes.

Sorry I couldnt resist......

"why can't women park cars? because for years men have been telling them that 3 inches is 6"

And of course when we really want to be amused or entertained for 20 minutes, we can always rely on that old stalwart parallel parking when our SO's drive

Bill Burr is a goldmine for this stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztd8Z1qbJ0c

"Women are just constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are, and nobody corrects them, because they want to f*** them."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztd8Z1qbJ0c

I think the ideal woman would be pretty, deaf, blind and mute...

Nah just mute. She needs to hear and see to know how to prepare the sandwiches correctly.

I've been with the wrong man apparently...All you guys want is a sandwich??? I have to actually cook

and a steak....