Men. Grrr.

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  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    My my you need to spend and evening with me!


    OH PICK ME PICK ME !!!!!!! I have an EAGER BEAVER !!!! LOL
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    This stupid dog is well trained and its got me nowhere.

    Excuse me now, I have to go outside and pee.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    but we don't miss the important things like rent/mortgage

    Thats becasue WE are in charge of paying the bills !!!! LOL
  • Chiquita_Banana
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    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    His body.

    lmao love it!
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
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    This thread makes me feel awkward :ohwell:

    lol (this is more of a nervous laugh, JSYK)
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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    You're right Heather... except the fact that DOGS ARE SMARTER!!!! haha
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    OMG THIS!
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
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    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet seat have in common?

    Something only a woman cares about

    FIXED :)
  • kristiek7
    kristiek7 Posts: 198
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    How can you tell if a man is happy?


    Who cares?
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet seat have in common?

    Something only a woman cares about

    FIXED :)


    BAAHHHHH HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

    love it !
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
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    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    If i left the seat up the cat might fall in. Plus i dont want to see where people put there poo.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    Glad you are all having so much effing fun with this.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Why can't they just TRY to understand? It's like training a dog. A stupid one.

    So many of the women who are having troubles with men seem to have attitudes like this. Is it due to the men in their lives or do the problems stem from their attitudes to begin with? Perhaps some of this "being taken for granted" is happening in both directions.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
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    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    OMG YOU men can win everytime at the water gun balloon game at the carnival but you cant shoot a stream of piss in a hole the size of a mixing bowl !!!! WTH. YOU should have to have the seat up ! Its not that hard LOL
  • millermichellelea
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    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    His body.

    RFLMAO :laugh:
  • bakebunny
    bakebunny Posts: 253
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    My boyfriend is pretty supportive of this all, but keeps telling me if I lose my boobs there may be consequences.

    -__- What a nut. They aren't going anywhere.

    My boyfriend says the same about my wide hips/*kitten*.

    My ex-husband would say things that he'd think were supportive, but really just cut me to the quick. My boyfriend just says "If it's what you want or need, then go for it. I'll be over here if you need me."

    It all depends on the guy, and the things you tell/say to them.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    All right, kill your own spiders then. smiley-finger007.gif
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    ..:)

    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    His body.

    RFLMAO :laugh:
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