How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    autoerotic asphyxiation- :*:o;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lethal injection ..state executiongor murder....she just kept pulling on that cord around his neck :o
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    Bouncing on a trampoleen at a backyard BBQ when a freak plane crash strikes a powerline that hits a beehive causing a motorcyclist to lose control and hit a fire hydrant that scares a dog that runs threw the yard and his lead snags her leg and drags her into the powerline down the block while the bees attack
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    oh, that was good...

    He was playing "motorboat" with the wrong set of breasts... It really pi$$ed the guy off
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    cmDaffy wrote: »
    oh, that was good...

    He was playing "motorboat" with the wrong set of breasts... It really pi$$ed the guy off

    Omg

    Died laughing at the site of it
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Skateboarding..fell off ..cracked his head on concrete
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She accidentally shot her left pinky toe when unloading her rifle. It ricochet up and straight into her eye causing a chain reaction because it then rolled down her cheek and into her mouth while she was screaming in agony! The screaming became muffled as she was now choking. Who woulda thought that you could choke on your own pinky toe right? So sad :(
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    Kumquat induced toxic shock syndrome.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    LADIES!!!

    Went to the bullfights and was fell into the ring. The Bull went wild for her hair and gored her in the eye
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Flash bulb exploded on her old camera ....
    A shard pierced her eye and buried deep in her brain..didn't kill her but was a vegetable till she died 50 years later in bed of old age ..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He used his only bear trap as a prank and the bear ate him!
  • RUMUPSU
    RUMUPSU Posts: 18 Member
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    Went hiking in the woods with barely any supplies. Got lost and froze overnight.
  • MalkienChrysantheum
    MalkienChrysantheum Posts: 14 Member
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    Was given the choice to eat a dead and decomposing human body or his own arm and he chose neither and starved to death.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Not quite! He changed his mind and came after @MalkienChrysantheum and ate her!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Got lost in the hills, then hunted for sport by a group of deranged mountain weirdos. After one of them finally bagged her, they skinned her and gutted her, and made Brunswick stew for the entire clan. Later on they played their fiddles, banjos and harmonicas while picking their teeth with her bone splinters.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She choked on my phalanges
  • RUMUPSU
    RUMUPSU Posts: 18 Member
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    Shot trying to get away from her clan

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